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Post by admin on Apr 11, 2009 13:39:21 GMT
Yes chums, ear plugs at the ready for an expected 500% increase in orgasmic screaming from the imbecile as "Wuffy, Wuffy, Wuffy" makes his seasonal bow on Sky Sports. Last week the imbecile didn't have his regular sidekick Tatum MBE (presumed in Poland carrying the global superstar's crash helmet) to reassure him with the constant refrain of "absolutely", "most certainly" and those other cliches that trip so effortlessly off his tongue. So, the Sky cameras will be at Wolverhampton as the Wolves take on speedway's "Grand Old Lady" at Monmore Green. No doubt the Sky crew will have to work hard to convince their new interviewer bird that Peter Adams is not dead, he just looks like he is (although his brain died circa 1994). And we'll once again see the unedifying site of Chris Morton talking most seriously and earnestly in the hope that people ignore the inescapable truth that he's talking bollocks (although some, amazingly enough, manage to construe it as genius). Should all end in a comfortable win for the Wolves and tinnitus for anyone foolish enough not to adjust the volume ahead of "Wuffy, Wuffy, Wuffy" heats. You have been warned.
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Post by admin on Apr 11, 2009 13:39:54 GMT
Wolverhampton versus Belle Vue
Wolverhampton..59
1..P Karlsson..3,2',3,2',3 = 13+2 2..N Klindt..1,3,2,2' = 8+1 3..T Woffinden..1,3,2',3 = 9+1 4..A Skornicki..3,2',3,3,0 = 11+1 5..F Lindgren..3,3,3,3 = 12 6..T Proctor..2,0,0,1 = 3 7..C Kerr..1',0,0,2' = 3+2
Belle Vue..35
1..K Kasprzak..2,1,4,1,2 = 10 2..J Wright..0,0,1 = 1 3..C Gjedde..2,4,1,2,1' = 10+1 4..H Bager..0,1',0 = 1+1 5..U Ostergaard..1',1,0,0 = 2+1 6..S Boxall..0,0,1 = 1 7..P Hougaard..3,2,3,1,1',0,0 = 10+1
Ht 1..Karlsson, Kasprzak, Klindt, Wright 4-2 (4-2) Ht 2..Hougaard, Proctor, Kerr, Boxall 3-3 (7-5) Ht 3..Skornicki, Gjedde, Woffinden, Bager 4-2 (11-7) Ht 4..Lindgren, Hougaard, Ostergaard, Kerr 3-3 (14-10) Ht 5..Woffinden, Skornicki, Kasprzak, Wright 5-1 (19-11) Ht 6..Klindt, Karlsson, Ostergaard, Boxall 5-1 (24-12) Ht 7..Lindgren, Gjedde [T/R], Bager, Proctor 3-5 (27-17) Ht 8..Hougaard, Klindt, Wright, Kerr 2-4 (29-21) Ht 9..Skornicki, Woffinden, Hougaard, Ostergaard 5-1 (34-22) Ht 10..Karlsson, Klindt, Gjedde, Bager 5-1 (39-23) Ht 11..Lindgren, Kasprzak [T/R], Hougaard, Proctor 3-5 (42-28) Ht 12..Woffinden, Kerr, Boxall, Hougaard [E/F] 5-1 (47-29) Ht 13..Lindgren, Karlsson, Kasprzak, Ostergaard 5-1 (52-30) Ht 14..Skornicki, Gjedde, Proctor, Hougaard 4-2 (56-32) Ht 15..Karlsson, Kasprzak, Gjedde, Skornicki 3-3 (59-35)
Notes:
1..Ht 2 and we've a re-run with all 4 after an unsatisfactory start. 2..Ht 7 and Belle Vue's Gjedde takes a Tactical Ride - his points will count double if he defeats an opponent. 3..Ht 9 and Hougaard replaces Boxall for Belle Vue. 4..Ht 11 and Belle Vue's Kasprzak takes a Tactical Ride - his points will count double if he defeats an opponent. 5..Ht 11 and Hougaard replaces Wright for Belle Vue. 6..Ht 12 and Hougaard replaces Bager for Belle Vue. 7..Ht 15 and it's Karlsson ( R )-Skornicki ( B ) for Wolverhampton and it's Gjedde ( G )-Kasprzak ( Y ) for Belle Vue.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2009 14:59:03 GMT
Bar 2005 when we won both fixtures at The Green we tend not to fare well there. I've been advised Kasprzak isn't too hot round there, Wrighty can be hit and miss anywhere at the moment. Gjedde can ride the place but if he has an off night (and thus far in 09 he's not had an on night) we'll struggle big time. Bager will be as solid as he has been so far and once he's gone this will weaken us as it usually takes Forsberg 5-6 meetings to get back in the swing of things. Ostergaard is on a hiding to nothing at 5 and will struggle. Boxall scored 9 (I think) in his only visit to Wolves last year so I expect him to do ok. Hougaard should do ok but, as per the norm at BV these days, most fans are expecting wonders from him every meeting.
A comfortable home win with Wolves picking up all 3 points although if Woffinden repeats his form from BV yesterday that will do nicely.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2009 15:35:16 GMT
Not wanting to be picky but this fixture is on the 14th...not the 13th.
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Post by admin on Apr 13, 2009 15:59:30 GMT
Not wanting to be picky but this fixture is on the 14th...not the 13th. A good point, well made. Thank you for pointing it out.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2009 16:40:51 GMT
Yes chums, ear plugs at the ready for an expected 500% increase in orgasmic screaming from the imbecile as "Wuffy, Wuffy, Wuffy" makes his seasonal bow on Sky Sports. Should all end in a comfortable win for the Wolves and tinnitus for anyone foolish enough not to adjust the volume ahead of "Wuffy, Wuffy, Wuffy" heats. You have been warned. Thanks for the warning. I'll see if there are still any Carry On films showing on Watch or G.O.L.D. Failing that, Family Guy's on at 9 hopefully
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2009 18:13:20 GMT
According to the Wolves website the teams are:
Wolves:
1. PK 2. Klindt (if fit...but seeing as he scored 7 for Ostrow there should be no reason he isn't) 3. Pearsons Love Child 4. Sqora 5. Freddie 6. Kerr 7. Proctor
Aces:
1. KK 2. UnSteady Lite Wright 3. Bager 4. Cheddar 5. Ulrich 6. Boxall 7. Paddy
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Post by admin on Apr 14, 2009 18:32:15 GMT
No hanging about - straight into "Wuffy, Wuffy, Wuffy" land. It's going to be the "Tai Woffinden Show" on Sky tonight.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2009 18:39:39 GMT
No hanging about - straight into "Wuffy, Wuffy, Wuffy" land. It's going to be the "Tai Woffinden Show" on Sky tonight. Can the lad give an interview without the use of an expletive ?
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Post by zonkers on Apr 14, 2009 18:55:16 GMT
Am having to Sky Plus this..... Married to a Liverpool supporter..... gonna have to watch it after the football....
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2009 18:56:27 GMT
Am having to Sky Plus this..... Married to a Liverpool supporter..... gonna have to watch it after the football.... The football ended last week Zonks
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Post by zonkers on Apr 14, 2009 18:57:25 GMT
Am having to Sky Plus this..... Married to a Liverpool supporter..... gonna have to watch it after the football.... The football ended last week Zonks Ha ha ! Edit......And they've just scored....!
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Post by schumi on Apr 14, 2009 19:08:25 GMT
Am having to Sky Plus this..... Married to a Liverpool supporter..... gonna have to watch it after the football.... Typically, this is the best meeting I’ve seen on Sky this year – Wuffy’s piercings aside.
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Post by admin on Apr 14, 2009 19:20:46 GMT
Unsteady Lite James Wright looking awful and Boxall looking worse - you wonder why the Aces don't call on the "invisible speedway rider"? I guess maybe because Chris Morton signed a "double-uper" for just a set number of meetings and no more. I'd say Morton is stupid enough to do that.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2009 19:29:16 GMT
Am having to Sky Plus this..... Married to a Liverpool supporter..... gonna have to watch it after the football.... I'm doing that too, by choice ;D Cracking match
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