Apu Dhabi

[Genghis]

And so we come to the last race of the season, which is named after a character from the Simpsons.

The maths for this weekend:

Alonso wins or is second - and the Spanish Flapperjack is World Champ - boooooo!!!

Webber wins with Vettel in second and Alonso third or worse - then Mark Webber is World Champ - fingers crossed. ;D ;D

Alonso's car goes up in smoke, but then Vettel wins ahead of Webber - the Golden Boy nicks it on race wins after they finish on level points and then Christian "Golden Boy stalker" Horner licks Vettel's toilet seat clean. Even bigger booooooo!!!!!

So we need all three cars to finish, but Alonso's Ferrari to be right behind the Red Bulls. And then Vettel would have to make way for Webber (if Webber wasn't heading him already, of course).

Of course, all three could collide on the first bend, end up in the gravel (if they have gravel in Apu Dhabi, they just seem to have sand, sand and more sand), and Hammy Hamster could then nick it from under all their noses. ;D ;D ;D GO HAMMY!!!!! ;D

[Genghis]

Well, Webber made a right Olsen-up of quali, didn't he?

Quali results:
1. Golden Boy
2. Hammy Hamster
3. Spanish Flapperjack
4. Mighty Button
5. Crumpie's Mate

Unfortunately, it's looking good for the Spanish Flapperjack.

[Genghis]

And the Golden Boy wins the World Championship, as Alonso runs a seventh.

I didn't really want the Golden Boy to be World Champion, but it was worth it, just to see the Spanish Flapperjack throw the toys out of his pram after being beaten fair & square by Petrov. ;D ;D ;D

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Nov 14, 2010 14:57:00 GMT Genghis said:

And the Golden Boy wins the World Championship, as Alonso runs a seventh.

I didn't really want the Golden Boy to be World Champion, but it was worth it, just to see the Spanish Flapperjack throw the toys out of his pram after being beaten fair & square by Petrov. ;D ;D ;D

I LMAO watching him shaking his fist at Petrov, who had an excellent race I thought. He had World Champions all over his rear end for pretty much all the race, and didn't put a wheel wrong. Fair play to him.

I didn't want Vettel to win either, but hearing him crying on the radio and seeing him with tears in his eyes on the podium melted me. Hard to believe that he hadn't led the series at any point until then.

Sounds like next season will be interesting, with the Mercedes tipped to be the fastest car with the reintroduction of KERS. Bring it on!

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Just for the record, where exactly is this Apu Dhabi place ?

[zonkers]

Nov 15, 2010 22:56:44 GMT @kevh said:

Just for the record, where exactly is this Apu Dhabi place ?

In the United Arap Emirates.......

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Nov 15, 2010 23:00:47 GMT @zonkers said:

Nov 15, 2010 22:56:44 GMT @kevh said:

Just for the record, where exactly is this Apu Dhabi place ?

In the United Arap Emirates.......

lol....brilliant Zonkerby, just brilliant. ;D ;D ;D

[Genghis]

Nov 15, 2010 22:56:44 GMT @kevh said:

Just for the record, where exactly is this Apu Dhabi place ?

Kev, if you'd have read my opening post on this thread, you'd have found out that it's a whole country named after a character from The Simpsons:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apu_Nahasapeemapetilon

Unfortunately the BBC keep spelling it wrong.