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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2007 21:26:08 GMT
In work today i was flicking through the pages of that piece of journalistic genius - The Daily Star - when my eyes were drawn away from some young woman's ample charms to this shock revelation . Now bear in mind if it's in the Daily Star , then it must be true . Quote - King Arthur's legendary wizard Merlin was real and Hailed from GLASGOW rather than England or Wales , a new book has claimed . So there you go mate , your secret is out . I shall have the red and white scarf and hat on order for you ready for the Scottish Cup matches . ;D
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Post by admin on Aug 28, 2007 21:32:22 GMT
You'll be claiming Ibrox is Camelot next.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2007 21:33:23 GMT
Well now you come to mention it .............
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2007 23:52:47 GMT
I thought it was Champions League here we come
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2007 9:25:07 GMT
It was in more than the Daily Star; even the Edinburgh Evening News carried a bit about it. I was rather hoping that that little snippet of news would be missed by the eagle eyes of the greater-thirsted Paulcowl. (Excuse the bit of a mixed bird metaphor!) I shall now have to go and reinvent myself. What a downer! I don't suppose you'd believe that in those days Glasgow was actually a part of Edinburgh? No? Well give me time- there must be another explanation.
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Post by admin on Aug 29, 2007 16:23:35 GMT
I take comfort in the knowledge that not even the Daily Star would print something so ridiculous as Genghis Khan being a heathen.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2007 17:42:23 GMT
You'll be claiming Ibrox is Camelot next. Would the old mongol stay off the bloody tic-tacs.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2007 17:51:35 GMT
I take comfort in the knowledge that not even the Daily Star would print something so ridiculous as Genghis Khan being a heathen. Well actually there is an obscure historical fact known only to a few . The mighty Mongol Warlord was actually a bit of a pussy in his formative years . What happened was - Genghis's father was assaninated by his rival gang leaders , and the rest of the Khan family had to dissappear sharpish . Young Genghis , being a bit of a mummy's boy , and the rest of the brood clung onto their mother's apron and wound up at their more violent relations , Uncle Jimmy and Auntie Isa , in the Easterhouse area of Glasgow . In these little known years of exile Genghis mother supported her brood plying her trade down at Anderston Cross , while the young Genghis was taken under Uncle Jimmy's wing and spent the weekends getting drunk on cheap wine and fighting with rival gangs . Twas only after being done for benefit fraud and spending three months in Barlinnie prison for sticking the nut on a polis , that Genghis was deported back to his homeland to use all the experience gained on the streets of Glasgow to be the feared Mongol warrior history remembers .
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Post by schumi on Aug 29, 2007 17:53:24 GMT
while the young Genghis was taken under Uncle Jimmy's wing and spent the weekends getting drunk on cheap wine and fighting with rival gangs . I think he might be a relative of mine.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2007 17:54:14 GMT
I take comfort in the knowledge that not even the Daily Star would print something so ridiculous as Genghis Khan being a heathen. Well actually there is an obscure historical fact known only to a few . The mighty Mongol Warlord was actually a bit of a pussy in his formative years . What happened was - Genghis's father was assaninated by his rival gang leaders , and the rest of the Khan family had to dissappear sharpish . Young Genghis , being a bit of a mummy's boy , and the rest of the brood clung onto their mother's apron and wound up at their more violent relations , Uncle Jimmy and Auntie Isa , in the Easterhouse area of Glasgow . In these little known years of exile Genghis mother supported her brood plying her trade down at Anderston Cross , while the young Genghis was taken under Uncle Jimmy's wing and spent the weekends getting drunk on cheap wine and fighting with rival gangs . Twas only after being done for benefit fraud and spending three months in Barlinnie prison for sticking the nut on a polis , that Genghis was deported back to his homeland to use all the experience gained on the streets of Glasgow to be the feared Mongol warrior history remembers . Brillant. ;D
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2007 20:05:10 GMT
I take comfort in the knowledge that not even the Daily Star would print something so ridiculous as Genghis Khan being a heathen. Well actually there is an obscure historical fact known only to a few . The mighty Mongol Warlord was actually a bit of a pussy in his formative years . What happened was - Genghis's father was assaninated by his rival gang leaders , and the rest of the Khan family had to dissappear sharpish . Young Genghis , being a bit of a mummy's boy , and the rest of the brood clung onto their mother's apron and wound up at their more violent relations , Uncle Jimmy and Auntie Isa , in the Easterhouse area of Glasgow . In these little known years of exile Genghis mother supported her brood plying her trade down at Anderston Cross , while the young Genghis was taken under Uncle Jimmy's wing and spent the weekends getting drunk on cheap wine and fighting with rival gangs . Twas only after being done for benefit fraud and spending three months in Barlinnie prison for sticking the nut on a polis , that Genghis was deported back to his homeland to use all the experience gained on the streets of Glasgow to be the feared Mongol warrior history remembers . The post of the year, Paulco! ;D ;D ;D Jeez that is such an accurate depiction of life in Weegieland! ;D
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2007 22:58:43 GMT
Aye, the only bit missing was the fried mars bars
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2007 6:33:39 GMT
Jeez that is such an accurate depiction of life in Weegieland! ;D Well you should know - oh great wizard . You are one of us after all . ;D
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2007 8:29:13 GMT
Jeez that is such an accurate depiction of life in Weegieland! ;D Well you should know - oh great wizard . You are one of us after all . ;D Nah - the Glasgow welcome put me off. When a visitor arrives in Glasgow they get the traditional welcome - they get covered in batter then they're deep-fried. In the old days they just used to be marinated in the Buckfast before being spit roasted. Nothing worse than being roasted in saliva - yeuch!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2007 11:19:14 GMT
In the old days they just used to be marinated in the Buckfast before being spit roasted. Nothing worse than being roasted in saliva - yeuch! Well that and getting abused on Easy-Tiger
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