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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2007 17:03:45 GMT
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Post by schumi on Jul 20, 2007 17:10:24 GMT
I've just been to McDonald's, and as I live by the sea the local seagull population frequent the area hanging around for errant fries. But this particular bunch are ruthless - chuck out a bit of burger and they'll swallow the thing whole and fight the others for any crumbs. So I thought I'd see what they were made of. I had one of those new summer things - not nice if you're thinking of trying one. Anyway, it's full of spicy sauce so I threw it about a quarter of this burger, thinking it wouldn't eat something that hot, but the bloody bird swallowed it whole. And to get me back no doubt it's followed me home to crap on my car.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2007 17:15:51 GMT
I bet he's a scouse seagull  ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2007 17:21:04 GMT
Seagulls in Scotland are f'ing nutters.Especially the gaelic ones.I couldn't believe it when i was on Skye eating some chips by the harbour and the Seagulls wereright next to me trying to get their head into the bag of chips.And they are pretty damn big up close  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2007 17:30:38 GMT
I think seagulls EVERYWHERE are fucking nutters..
I was in Cornwall a few years back by the seafront eating a small pizza when just as i was about to take a bite out of a piece a seagull landed on my head and literally took it out of my mouth.... kinda shit me up a bit.. they are BIG nasty vicious things.... and it was MY pizza!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2007 17:36:47 GMT
Yeah well i was used to seeing those blackheaded gulls that are about the size of a pigeon and fly away as soon as you look at them.That's all we tended to get around my way.These other things are the size of an Xmas fattened Goose and ain't frightened of anything
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2007 17:40:40 GMT
I've just been to McDonald's, and as I live by the sea the local seagull population frequent the area hanging around for errant fries. But this particular bunch are ruthless - chuck out a bit of burger and they'll swallow the thing whole and fight the others for any crumbs. So I thought I'd see what they were made of. I had one of those new summer things - not nice if you're thinking of trying one. Anyway, it's full of spicy sauce so I threw it about a quarter of this burger, thinking it wouldn't eat something that hot, but the bloody bird swallowed it whole. And to get me back no doubt it's followed me home to crap on my car. And you deserve it for even thinking about eating at McDonalds in the first place !! ;D YUK !! Hi everyone...I'm a new boy to this forum...and I must say I am enjoying reading every un-goddam-censored thread !! |
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Post by admin on Jul 20, 2007 18:05:01 GMT
Okay, no one laugh, but a few years ago I stopped at a McDonald's in Carlisle for a little fast food: a McChicken Sandwich meal, as it happened. Now, as anyone who knows me will tell you, Subedei and bread buns don't go together. So, I throw the bread out of the car window. A seagull swooped down, picked up the bread and flew off. As it flew off, it deposited something which drifted down, through the open sunroof and right onto my head. That seagull, dear friends, was an ungrateful flapperjack.
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Post by schumi on Jul 20, 2007 18:10:02 GMT
I'm not laughing. Much. ;D
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Post by admin on Jul 20, 2007 18:14:42 GMT
I'm not laughing. Much. ;D You, of all people, shouldn't be laughing at all. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2007 18:33:09 GMT
Schumi you don't like that cac do you?  And Subedei if you think that McDonalds serve anything that remotely resembles bread, then life must be pretty barren in the wastelands of Mongolia. fog |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2007 18:36:13 GMT
Its just showing his appreciation for the food, you know a little thank you
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2007 18:39:07 GMT
Okay, no one laugh, but a few years ago I stopped at a McDonald's in Carlisle for a little fast food: a McChicken Sandwich meal, as it happened. Now, as anyone who knows me will tell you, Subedei and bread buns don't go together. So, I throw the bread out of the car window. A seagull swooped down, picked up the bread and flew off. As it flew off, it deposited something which drifted down, through the open sunroof and right onto my head. That seagull, dear friends, was an ungrateful flapperjack. ;D ;D ;D ;D What I'd have given to see that |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2007 20:54:49 GMT
I think seagulls EVERYWHERE are fucking nutters.. I was in Cornwall a few years back by the seafront eating a small pizza when just as i was about to take a bite out of a piece a seagull landed on my head and literally took it out of my mouth.... kinda shit me up a bit.. they are BIG nasty vicious things.... and it was MY pizza! You too . I had a Cornish Pasty pinched from my hand by a swooping seagull on Sennen beach. Twas a bloody big pasty as well. Nasty feeling when one of those swoop near your face. Nearly as nasty as when one shits on you from a great height, like they do in Scarborough  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2007 21:00:47 GMT
So you go to the coast for a it of r & r nice little lie in, then every fucking morning the bloody seagulls start that fucking inane sqawking!
If ever a bird was a waste of time it's the frigging seagull.
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