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Post by donsking on Jul 19, 2007 22:08:03 GMT
All hail Pearce Brosnan!
From 20 seconds at the end of 'Long Good Friday', he set his sights just below ground level to star in the implausible snorfest that was 'Remington Steele'; having gamely recovered from this astonishing setback, he went on to have a few not very important roles in some not very important films and then somehow managed to springboard up to Global Superstar as "and the new James Bond is, Pearce 'who?' Brosnan".
After some time in the wilderness, having been dropped by possibly the most successful action franchise in Hollywood, where do we find everyone's favourite suave, sophisticated, silver tongued leprechaun?
Yes folks, he gets to follow in the footsteps of those mighty luminaries of the acting profession, Johnny Morris, Michael Angelis and Ringo Starr.............................
Stand up, the new voice of Thomas The Tank Engine!!!!!
Oh how the mighty have fallen..............
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2007 22:23:21 GMT
Still, he was able to inspire the delightful Jelena Jankovic to victory in the Wimbledon semi-finals   |
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Post by admin on Jul 19, 2007 22:25:53 GMT
Still, he was able to inspire the delightful Jelena Jankovic to victory in the Wimbledon semi-finals Or even the equally lovely Marion Bartoli, who knocked the lovely Jankovic out earlier in the tournament. Jankovic did, however, go on to mixed doubles glory with a heathen. |
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Post by donsking on Jul 19, 2007 22:30:48 GMT
Apologies for apparently omitting 'sometime celebrity tennis player shagger' from my summary of Big Bros' career so far.
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Post by admin on Jul 19, 2007 22:32:25 GMT
Apologies for apparently omitting 'sometime celebrity tennis player shagger' from my summary of Big Bros' career so far. Don't think he shagged her, just inspired her from afar, well, from the Royal Box anyway. |
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Post by donsking on Jul 19, 2007 22:37:09 GMT
Do you think he left her shaken and stirred, or was it the thought of a good shunting that did the trick?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2007 23:56:38 GMT
Or even the equally lovely Marion Bartoli, who knocked the lovely Jankovic out earlier in the tournament. Jankovic did, however, go on to mixed doubles glory with a heathen. oops!!!! Of course you are correct Subedei.....I knew that I wanted to type "Marion Bartoli", but I think my brain got distracted as soon as I typed the word "delightful" and immediately came up with Jankovic's name instead.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2007 0:27:40 GMT
Will he adopt a scouse accent for the role though? My daughter is the biggest fan in the world of TTTE & F and I'm not sure she will be able to accept this. Children aren't bloody stupid, they will notice. It would have been better to get Harry Enfield in his "scouser" character. Imagine that ;D Thomas stayed in Tidmouth sheds today cos he drink 17 pints of stella last night and pissed in the fat contollers hat.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2007 17:51:29 GMT
Apologies for apparently omitting 'sometime celebrity tennis player shagger' from my summary of Big Bros' career so far. The most important part of his entire repatoire, have I spelt that right  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2007 18:21:05 GMT
Thomas stayed in Tidmouth sheds today cos he drink 17 pints of stella last night and pissed in the fat contollers hat. Didn't Thomas have his own shed on Knapford to Ffarquhar branch line? |
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Post by donsking on Jul 20, 2007 21:32:42 GMT
Perhaps new innovations will be introduced and the Fat Controller will now only be seen stroking a white Persian.......
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2007 21:40:40 GMT
Perhaps new innovations will be introduced and the Fat Controller will now only be seen stroking a white Persian....... Well he's got the hairstyle already ;D |
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Post by donsking on Jul 20, 2007 22:03:54 GMT
Or maybe he'll ditch his topper for a bowler and take to calling himself Oddjob............... Which reminds me www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeptTYlL9Pc(Not for the easily offended, you have been warned...........but it is funny as fuck! ;D) |
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