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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2007 7:16:51 GMT
Stephen Hawkins.  Hehe let's see you get away with that one on the BSF  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2007 8:41:32 GMT
this is best thread i've seen for a while. Very funny ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2007 18:06:00 GMT
I couldn't allow Stephen Hawking on the list as he comes under meat in my classification.
Although, there doesn't seem to be much of that on him.
I know this is a bit off-topic, but surely to fuck he could afford a better model of wheelchair. It's a bit like our late Queen Mother and her teeth.
And a better voice.
If I were him, I'd have a Burt Reynolds or a James Garner. He'd be beating the burds off with a shitty stick if it were like that (in a manner of speaking).
Is cheese a vegetable?
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Post by admin on Jul 18, 2007 18:08:58 GMT
Cheese isn't even a foodstuff. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2007 18:10:31 GMT
Cheese isn't even a foodstuff. Old Albert "the hook", who frequents my local boozer, reckons he knows someone who lived to 102 years of age - and all they ate was cheese. He says it with complete honesty too... |
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Post by Genghis on Jul 18, 2007 18:11:23 GMT
Cheese isn't even a foodstuff. Sub, Does that mean you don't like Pizza  Mmmmmmmmmmm, Pizza ;D ;D All the best Rob |
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Post by schumi on Jul 18, 2007 18:25:40 GMT
Sub, Does that mean you don't like Pizza Mmmmmmmmmmm, Pizza ;D ;D All the best Rob Go back through Sub's old posts on the BSF and see what he says about pizza and cheese. I spent ages reading through it not so long ago - very amusing.  |
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Post by admin on Jul 18, 2007 18:46:03 GMT
Old Albert "the hook", who frequents my local boozer, reckons he knows someone who lived to 102 years of age - and all they ate was cheese. And I lived over 800-hundred-years without touching the stuff. Cheese, like pizza, fails the first two tests, which determine whether a food will qualify for inclusion in my diet. Those tests are the look and smell tests. The final test is the taste test. But if a food fails the first couple of tests, they obviously don't make it as far as the taste test. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2007 23:20:52 GMT
Old Albert "the hook", who frequents my local boozer, reckons he knows someone who lived to 102 years of age - and all they ate was cheese. And I lived over 800-hundred-years without touching the stuff. Cheese, like pizza, fails the first two tests, which determine whether a food will qualify for inclusion in my diet. Those tests are the look and smell tests. The final test is the taste test. But if a food fails the first couple of tests, they obviously don't make it as far as the taste test. How does Stephen Hawking fare in the Subedei food test? |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2007 23:28:08 GMT
Sprouts!!!! YUM YUM YUM!!!! Me and my other half fight over the last one at xmas time!!!!! I love them!
I love Coliflower, green beans, cabbage, turnip, carrots, peppers(I think there a veg aint they!) Parsnips, basically i like most ver apart from Garden peas but I carnt stand them!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2007 23:30:18 GMT
Sprouts!!!! YUM YUM YUM!!!! Me and my other half fight over the last one at xmas time!!!!! I love them! I love Coliflower, green beans, cabbage, turnip, carrots, peppers(I think there a veg aint they!) Parsnips, basically i like most ver apart from Garden peas but I carnt stand them! If you are referring to the "bell pepper", then it is a fruit I am afraid |
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Post by donsking on Jul 19, 2007 0:43:36 GMT
Sprouts!!!! YUM YUM YUM!!!! Me and my other half fight over the last one at xmas time!!!!! I love them! I love Coliflower, green beans, cabbage, turnip, carrots, peppers(I think there a veg aint they!) Parsnips, basically i like most ver apart from Garden peas but I carnt stand them! If you are referring to the "bell pepper", then it is a fruit I am afraid As a basic rule of thumb, if something contains any kind of seed, whether that be in the form of seed groups like tomatoes, peppers or vanilla pods, a few pips like apples or melons, or single stones like avocados or peaches, it's a fruit. Plants that germinate by means of flowering are normally considered to be vegetables, but there are exceptions to the rule. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2007 6:03:51 GMT
Sprouts!!!! YUM YUM YUM!!!! Me and my other half fight over the last one at xmas time!!!!! I love them! I love Coliflower, green beans, cabbage, turnip, carrots, peppers(I think there a veg aint they!) Parsnips, basically i like most ver apart from Garden peas but I carnt stand them! Sprouts yum yum - you're having a laugh aren't you . Have you ever been in a room after someone has ate a plateload of sprouts - not funny i can assure you . I absolutely hate vegetables - never touch anything green . Steak , chips and fried mushroom is my all-time favourite , why would anyone vandalise that with bloody spinach or some other shite like that . |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2007 7:51:38 GMT
Sprouts!!!! YUM YUM YUM!!!! Me and my other half fight over the last one at xmas time!!!!! I love them! I love Coliflower, green beans, cabbage, turnip, carrots, peppers(I think there a veg aint they!) Parsnips, basically i like most ver apart from Garden peas but I carnt stand them! Sprouts yum yum - you're having a laugh aren't you . Have you ever been in a room after someone has ate a plateload of sprouts - not funny i can assure you . I absolutely hate vegetables - never touch anything green . Steak , chips and fried mushroom is my all-time favourite , why would anyone vandalise that with bloody spinach or some other shite like that . Here here (or is it hear hear?)..... but mushrooms, a fungus yuk, would rather lick the athletes foot from between my toes |
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Post by admin on Jul 19, 2007 8:23:07 GMT
It is indeed, "hear, hear".
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