Post by admin on Jun 6, 2009 14:08:13 GMT
And after a week's break, pansy-voiced Oakes is back with us this week, as the screaming imbecile and Sky cameras decamp to the East of England Showground for a meeting between a Danish select masquerading as the Peterborough Panthers and a global superstar select masquerading as the Coventry Bees.
Yes, he's back. And it's official this time.
Once again British speedway's tragicomic hero is busily devouring his words. And you thought he'd been on a diet, didn't you? Not a bit of it. He's currently wolfing down "not doing England will enable me to be in better physical shape, be better prepared and also have a bit more of a normal life". Quite a stomach full, I'm sure you'll agree. It could weigh him down in Copenhagen. And what then?
Also lining up for the global superstar select should be an over-shadowed British champion, Mr Fidgit, the Poo Boy, three no-hopers, a pansy-voiced team manager, a screaming imbecile and his nodding dog.
Taking third or maybe even fourth billing on the night will be the Danish select, even though they are theoretically the home side. They'll be reduced to being bitpart players as Sky concentrate on the global superstar, the over-shadowed British champion and Mr Fidgit, who are all - of course - Cardiff bound. Actually, the Danish select will probably come behind promoting Cardiff in the billing.
Anyway, the Danish select side ought to be six Danes and a bouncing Czech, who will hopefully know where he is after all his bouncing between Peterborough and Poole this season.
I'd expect the Danish select to win this one and probably take all three points, but watch out for Claus Vissing, who, on track, is nuttier than a direct hit on a peanut butter factory.
Let the fawning over the global superstar commence - pleased I'll be missing it all, since hearing Oakes fawning in that pansy-voice would turn my stomach something awful.
Yes, he's back. And it's official this time.
Once again British speedway's tragicomic hero is busily devouring his words. And you thought he'd been on a diet, didn't you? Not a bit of it. He's currently wolfing down "not doing England will enable me to be in better physical shape, be better prepared and also have a bit more of a normal life". Quite a stomach full, I'm sure you'll agree. It could weigh him down in Copenhagen. And what then?
Also lining up for the global superstar select should be an over-shadowed British champion, Mr Fidgit, the Poo Boy, three no-hopers, a pansy-voiced team manager, a screaming imbecile and his nodding dog.
Taking third or maybe even fourth billing on the night will be the Danish select, even though they are theoretically the home side. They'll be reduced to being bitpart players as Sky concentrate on the global superstar, the over-shadowed British champion and Mr Fidgit, who are all - of course - Cardiff bound. Actually, the Danish select will probably come behind promoting Cardiff in the billing.
Anyway, the Danish select side ought to be six Danes and a bouncing Czech, who will hopefully know where he is after all his bouncing between Peterborough and Poole this season.
I'd expect the Danish select to win this one and probably take all three points, but watch out for Claus Vissing, who, on track, is nuttier than a direct hit on a peanut butter factory.
Let the fawning over the global superstar commence - pleased I'll be missing it all, since hearing Oakes fawning in that pansy-voice would turn my stomach something awful.